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Growing up, I was always enthralled by Ronnie Barker. He made my dad howl with laughter, which always intrigued me, and he had the rare gift of being as good a performer as he was a writer. ”
It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and astrology as a profession where getting it patently wrong is just not a problem - and also, rather wonderfully, seems to have no adverse affect on their professional standing whatsoever. ”
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the chance to tour has all come from Edinburgh, which begs the question, why the hell have I left it so long to come back? ”
As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career. ”
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. ”
I might get a break again, and I might get back on telly. If I don't, I'll just keep doing stand-up and doing the best gigs I can. ”
Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I could probably afford a really nice car! ”
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. ”
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different. ”
For comics, Edinburgh makes no financial or medical sense. Get an audience; that's the first task. Once the punters are in, simply make them laugh for an hour, and then sweat on the critics. ”