Derek Kilmer

Some people call themselves fiscal conservatives; my wife says I'm just cheap. ”

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. ”

The problem with not saving is it can often mean you're - a crisis away from, as we've seen in some cases, living in your car or losing your home or - having your lights shut off. ”

Why do people play the lottery, or why do people gamble, period? You know, it's with the hope of winning something more. ”