David Niven

Malta is a sod of a place. ”

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against. ”

The only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping and showing off his shortcomings. ”

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in . ”

Old age has got to start creeping up on me one day soon, and frankly I'm very scared. I don't want to be old. I've always felt so young. And I want to stay that way. ”

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end. ”