Darrell Hammond

Comedian

United States

1955 - Present

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Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
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I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
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When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental health department. And within 20 minutes, I was being told by the director there that they didn't have what I needed there.
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I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
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I'm not a doctor - so I can't describe flashbacks well - but it is like you're living it again.
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College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
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The danger with running for president is sooner or later some sound bite is going hit.
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I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.
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If you're injured, it changes the way you move. If you're injured, it changes the way you talk.
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I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
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