Chris Colfer

I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying. ”

I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched. ”

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter! ”

It doesn't matter how old I get, I always act like an excited five year-old kid with severe ADD and a waddle at Disneyland. ”

I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents. ”

I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone. ”

Cast parties are a lot of fun! ”

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy! ”

I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life. ”

My life is an awkward visit from the kids table. ”