Charles Nelson Reilly

You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career. ”

Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't want to go anywhere. One time, I got a trip around the world for doing something on television, and the travel agent was so excited, I gave her the tickets. ”

It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?' ”

If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven. ”

A voice in my head tells me that I'm at the twilight of an extraordinary life. I say extraordinary because of the people who have loved me. I say twilight because of what people say to me in the supermarket. ”

If you're entering a room for the first time, do it the way you would in life - look around; see how they have the furniture arranged. If your character is meeting another character for the first time, meet them the way you would in life. ”

Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. ”

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. ”

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. ”

Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants. ”