Charles M. Schulz

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. ”

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. ”

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. ”

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ”

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself. ”

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ”

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ”

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. ”

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? ”

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. ”