Caroline Rhea

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.' ”

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy. ”

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. ”

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now. ”

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups. ”

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories. ”

I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks. ”

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. ”

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain. ”

I'll be a host for life! ”