Bruce McCulloch

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who. ”

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy. ”

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall. ”

I like to do little obsessed losers, or people who are in over their head, or people who are trying to figure stuff out, or guys whose girlfriends leave them and they don't quite get it. Guys who just don't quite get it. ”

Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record. ”

No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys. ”

I got through college realizing business was repugnant. ”

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material. ”

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot. ”

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. ”