Aaron Allston

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction. ”

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart. ”

Life is like an analogy. ”

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else. ”