A. Whitney Brown

Comedian

United States

1952 - Present

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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
A. Whitney Brown
A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
A. Whitney Brown