Billy Mays

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air. ”

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows. ”

I love beautiful wood. ”

Life's a pitch, then you buy. ”

The best things in life are free - and $19.95. ”

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine. ”

The infomercial business has been good to me. ”

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else. ”

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. ”

I've done well for myself. ”