Bill Burr

That's kind of my job in the writer's room. I'm always the guy going, like, 'People wouldn't say that there. They wouldn't say that.' Like, I hate when I watch sitcoms and something crazy happens, and people just kind of go, 'Huh?' and then they just go on. ”

Look how long it took to build the Freedom Tower, and we wanted that. It took 15 years. ”

Podcasting is great. Total freedom. ”

I love making movies, and being in any that I can be in. I'd like to be in those giant movies, as the fifth or sixth lead, and have three or four killer scenes. You don't have the responsibility of the entire movie being on you. I like those roles. I'm shooting for the middle. ”

I think it's hilarious the way Obama is depicted post-presidency. He's always kayaking or playing jai alai like he's some retired athlete or something. Like he wasn't doing the exact same thing everybody else was doing. ”

I can't quite remember who I voted for president. It wasn't Trump or Hillary, though. I didn't like either one of them. ”

I've been guilty of being in the writers' room and going too dark; other people have gone too wacky and zany. ”

Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows. ”

I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people. ”

Being a comedian is an incredible thing, but it can be scary sometimes. ”