Bernie Mac

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems. ”

I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. ”

I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job. ”

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth. ”

I don't need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don't need any of that. ”

You don't see me in Los Angeles a lot. I go back home. Because I can't play the game. I can't - my tolerance - I know I'm getting old; I'll be 50 this year. And you know how I know I'm getting old? 'Cause my tolerance level is low. ”

You can't be a doctor if you don't know the entire parts of the body. ”

Fear is not one of my attributes. ”

Bernie Mac is happy. ”

When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures. ”