Ben Falcone

Since I was a kid, I've always loved hanging out with females. ”

When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal. ”

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do. ”

I think 'weird' is an interesting way to say 'unique.' It has a strange connotation, but weird is good. If you embrace your weirdness, you'll be on the way to becoming who you are. ”

I think giving yourself permission to be weird is amazing. After all what does it mean to be normal? ”

If you are trying to be happy and trying to be kind, you've already won. ”

I guess I'm weirder than I thought, particularly as I think about me as a dad. ”

I'm not much of a joke writer. ”

I can safely speak for Melissa when I say both of our plans when we moved to L.A. was probably very similar, which was, 'If I can make any kind of a living doing something I really enjoy, then, hooray.' ”

Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor. ”