Barry Sonnenfeld

I play the father in the scene when Will and Tommy go back to Tommy's old apartment. It was a big mistake. I hope not to be in the next movie I direct. ”

These movies are like my kids. I just love them to death. Some of them go to Harvard and some of them can barely graduate high school. ”

We should all relax about life because you don't have a clue as to what's really going on. ”

When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it's funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh. ”

Michael Jackson wanted to be in Men in Black II. He told me he had seen the first Men in Black in Paris and had stayed behind and sat there and wept. I had to explain to him that it was a comedy. ”

There's a series of children's books called A Series of Unfortunate Events, which is like an incredibly dark version of Roald Dahl. I hope to start directing it. ”

By definition a sequel can't be original. So you've got to figure out what worked the first time around. ”