Bam Margera

Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six. ”

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.' ”

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want. ”

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. ”

The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a location. It will never get me out of here, because I don't have offices set up at my house, and that's what the township thinks. ”

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him. ”

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that. ”

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen. ”

I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time. ”

It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going over to people's houses and watching play me as I walk in - that's actually happened a few times and that's so weird. It's like, 'Dude, you're playing me right now.' It was too weird. ”