Andrew Dice Clay

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. ”

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic. ”

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies. ”

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant. ”

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night. ”