Amy Heckerling

When I first got my driver's license, I was hit by a drunk driver. He was coming off of a freeway, and I was hurt pretty badly from somebody driving really fast. ”

I've always hated the way Hollywood has portrayed accountants. They're always little nerd balls, wimpy, afraid of everything. Growing up with accountants, I don't see them that way. ”

The building in the Bronx where I grew up was filled with mostly Holocaust survivors. My two best friends' parents both survived the camps. Everyone in my grandparents' building had tattoos. I'd go shopping with my grandparents, and the butcher, the baker, everybody in the whole neighborhood had tattoos. ”

I really live in my own kind of universe. ”

I don't know what goes on behind my back... I always feel like, if you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything. ”

I'm real excited by a phone where I can look at my kid and talk to her face. ”

Blood probably tastes like salty water, right? ”

You could go out with a camcorder tomorrow and make a movie with virtually no money, but promoting a tiny low-budget movie costs $20 million. And the money they spend on the big movies is astronomical. ”

For my money, the movies of the '70s were just amazing. ”

I hope they remake 'Look Who's Talking' - then I'd make some money! ”