Hal Sparks

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay. ”

All musicians need a day job in the beginning. Unless they still live with their parents, I guess. I'm just lucky that my day job is simply another form of art. ”

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. ”

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying. ”

Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off. ”

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids. ”

It's better to waste money, than it is to waste time. You can always get more money. ”

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money. ”

I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things. ”

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that. ”