I once called a guy into his own office and spun around in his own chair to greet him. That kind of thing may be why I quit, before I got into serious trouble. I would smile and the person would get so upset. But you do a thousand of those things, and it makes you weird.

I'm not much for setup... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife.

I don't really move onstage; all I do is just gradually hunch more and more and jut out at the people in the front row.

I'm so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.

I'll tell you what I hate - bands like My Chemical Romance.

Pope Francis has mentioned several times in public prior to 'Amoris Laetitia''s release that lack of work was keeping young people from marriage. He has also riffed on married life and 'mothers-in-law,' but this document shows that, even more than a theologian, he is a pastor.

I am a lover for sure. I love to be loved.