Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.

Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them.

Sadly, marriage has become a punchline in today's society. From referring to the wife as 'the old ball and chain' to nearly every poorly written sitcom that we watch, the message we're sending to today's generation is clear... Marriage = no fun.

The conventional wisdom is that if you are gay, you cannot play the romantic straight lead in a movie.

There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.

If we thought it would improve our relationship, we would get married tomorrow, but as it is, nearly 7 years after we got engaged, we are content to wait.