In philosophy if you aren't moving at a snail's pace you aren't moving at all.

Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant conceited men who think they can digest without eating!

The cry of equality pulls everyone down.

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same.

Hospitals are very extreme places - you can be in a maternity room one minute, and by someone's bedside as they're dying the next.

In England, football is a big thing to talk about, but Liverpool, it's a special place. You feel it when you make your first step.

People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive a comedian needs to be about human nature. You have to really be able to read a situation and peoples' emotions.

You have to be able to love yourself because that's when things fall into place.