I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

There exists, between people in love, a kind of capital held by each. This is not just a stock of affects or pleasure, but also the possibility of playing double or quits with the share you hold in the other's heart.

I have a romantic side.

When I was born, the wisdom was that homosexuality was an illness; that it was caused largely by somebody's mother, and a distorted relationship with the mother. And now, as I live my life - married to a husband, with kids - it's an identity.

As it relates to society in general, I think we are inviting God's judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say, 'We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.'