I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.

A fanboy's heart is filled with love, enthusiasm, and insecurity.

I don't think of myself as a romantic person; I'm kind of more rough and tumble, I think. The things I'm drawn to are outdoorsy, I only get dressed up when I have to. I'm drawn to women who are into the same type of thing. If you're going to call it romantic, I'm very spontaneous. That's probably the best thing I have going for me.

The office is a romantic enabler because you're always around the person you have a crush on. There's no escape from, and maybe no desire to escape from, those pressure-cooker conditions. And there's an automatic series of things you have to talk about all the time.