I'm just tired of people saying I'm a self-hating Jew because I'm critical of Israel or make fun of old Jewish ladies. I do not hate myself. And Jews who criticize Israel aren't necessarily mentally ill.

I'd like to see the comics' style expanded. I'd like to see artists synthesize traditional comics arts style with fine-arts styles or whatever. I like to see innovation. I don't like it when an art form becomes stagnant.

I'm a guy that likes to sit in one place.

I like to go back over history and check out what people have written and whether I agree with it or not.

Peace is, indeed, our policy. A kind Providence has cast our lot on a portion of the globe sufficiently vast to satisfy the most grasping ambition, and abounding in resources beyond all others, which only require to be fully developed to make us the greatest and most prosperous people on earth.

I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write.

Me personally, I don't think I'm even hot enough to be getting dissed.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.