I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

The difference between being a part-time writer and a full-time writer is like the difference between dating someone and living with them. Some of the romance is gone, but you learn things you'd never know just by dating.

I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!

It took me a long time to be convinced that marriage was right for me because I've come from a long line of broken marriages. My parents divorced, and I had two broken marriages myself.

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.