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If I had to go back to something, I would go back to the 'Victory Tour' of the Jacksons, because I love me some Michael Jackson. I'd get my one glove, and my high water pants on, and my sparkly socks and black loafers. ”
My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times. ”
I love to make people laugh, and I believe that laughter and song are the best way to help young children learn. ”
I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet! ”
I grew up in Florida, and I have a lot of friends, close friends, who are Cuban-Americans, and I have heard the stories of their families escaping, and some of them didn't even make it to come to the United States for a better life to get away from the Castros. ”
There will be another book, more stories, more life experiences, so I'm ready; bring it on! ”
Someone is always taking a video of me or snapping a photo. ”
A lot of my comedy is physical, so you don't have to understand English to get that I'm choking to death on cinnamon or falling out of this tree or whatever. ”
I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun. ”
Whether you're old or young or white or black or however, funny is funny, and people want to see those videos. ”