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I have trouble with direction, because I have trouble with authority. I was not a good Marine. ”
My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard. ”
My early days in Broadway were all comedies. I never did a straight play on Broadway. ”
Things parents say to children are oftentimes not heard, but in some cases you pick up on things that your parent would like to see you have done. ”
Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors. ”
If you look at yourself as a star, you've already lost something in the portrayal of any human being. ”
It really costs me a lot emotionally to watch myself on screen. I think of myself, and feel like I'm quite young, and then I look at this old man with the baggy chins and the tired eyes and the receding hairline and all that. ”