Franklin P. Jones

You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something. ”

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory. ”

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ”

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. ”

The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. ”

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. ”

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. ”

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. ”

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. ”

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ”