Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. ”

If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. ”

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. ”

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. ”

Without deviation progress is not possible. ”