Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. ”

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. ”

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ”

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. ”