Dustin Diamond

I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move. ”

Kids these days don't know as much about music as they think they do. ”

There are a lot of girls that will try to hook up with you, then try to have your kid because they figure they're going to get all this money from you. ”

You've got Corey Feldman doing his thing, and the problem is, they're trying to be pop stars. You can't compare Salty to any of the other actors out there playing music. ”

I'm a shepherd, not a sheep, and I've always prided myself on being a leader and not a follower. ”

I don't think you can ever make enough to be set for life. Well, I guess there are limits. In the billions, I guess. ”

I've been in this business so long, it just doesn't faze me. I know what's going to happen before it happens. ”

All these child stars grow up and they're knockin' over banks and getting prostitutes. I'm, like, one of the only people I know that has managed to dodge all of that negative crap. ”

If I ever went, I'd want to go peacefully in my sleep. I wouldn't want to plan my own death. ”