Drew Carey

But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. ”

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. ”

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. ”

I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. ”

The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. ”

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. ”

Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. ”

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. ”

Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. ”

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. ”