Douglas Horton

Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill. ”

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant. ”

Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes. ”

First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time. ”

Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. ”

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven. ”

Death is feared as birth is forgotten. ”

Death is the final wake-up call. ”

If food were free, why work? ”