Douglas Coupland

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness. ”

If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive. ”

Tofu hot dogs are actually scarier than real hot dogs. It's like wanting the worst possible meat product without even the thrill of it actually being meat. ”

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless. ”

Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being. ”

Fate is for losers. ”

Blame is just a lazy person's way of making sense of chaos. ”

Birds are a miracle because they prove to us there is a finer, simpler state of being which we may strive to attain. ”

The capacity for not feeling lonely can carry a very real price, that of feeling nothing at all. ”

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you. ”