Don Rickles

I've never gone to comedy clubs. ”

When you do comedy, you can't please the world, although I'd like to think that most of my audiences were on my side. ”

Funny is funny. ”

Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. ”

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. ”

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. ”

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. ”

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. ”

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one. ”

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive. ”