Dawn French

Young people need their own private places which mothers don't belong to, even if they want mother all around the edge of that. ”

I've often said the most difficult things I have to say to people through humour. I can very quickly put someone in their place with it. But we all walk away unscathed because there's been some funnies around it, and I'll usually make sure that it comes back at me. ”

I am a kid in the dressing-up box at heart. ”

Theatre outings are my favourite thing to spend money on. The most influential play I saw was 'Bent,' which starred Ian McKellen. And I loved the original performance of 'The Rocky Horror Show,' with Richard O'Brien and Tim Curry at the Royal Court, when I was about 15. ”

I know what it's like to struggle for cash. When I went to drama school, I worked as a chambermaid to make ends meet. ”

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight. ”

Evolving into a middle-aged person is quite interesting if we can understand what it means. I would like to think it meant being a bit sure of what I want. ”

I'll always be a fat girl and I am happy with that. ”

My daughter couldn't care less about me being famous. She finds it revolting and, like a lot of teenagers, is virtually allergic to me. That started at 12 and hasn't gone anywhere yet. ”

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame. ”