David Cross

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine. ”

I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day. ”

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible. ”

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different. ”

If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I naturally communicate. But I'm not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. I'm just angry in a mild way - it's not like I'm going to do anything about it. ”

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. ”

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. ”

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons. ”

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry. ”

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around. ”