Dave Attell

A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it. ”

When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. ”

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! ”

I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous. ”

Being on the road is kind of lonely. ”

I never wanted to be famous. ”

I'm not like a performer type. ”

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that. ”

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. ”

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. ”