Danny DeVito

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do. ”

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. ”

I have been very fortunate in my life. I have had a lot of happiness. I have a great family and I work a lot, and that's what I like to do. ”

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures. ”

Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood. ”

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change? ”

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? ”

People come into your lives who you have a good time with, and time goes by and you still have a good time with them and you do stupid stuff with them. To me, that's life. ”

I don't think I've been bored, ever. I've always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something. ”

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now. ”