Dana Carvey

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. ”

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. ”

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. ”

We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? ”

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. ”

This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch the movie. ”

I always grew up with, 'Question authority.' ”

Corporate stand-up allowed me to make my own schedule and make money as if I was in show business. ”

The kind of money that show business will pay you, unless you need to have shoes made of diamonds, you can actually put it in the bank and sort of be okay. ”

Definitely for me, my personality, having children was a definite sea change. I found it very, very hard to balance show business and being a dad. The narcissism of show business and the complete, total focus of it was very difficult. ”