Dan Jenkins

The PGA Championship, last of the majors each year, might well be accustomed to having fun poked at it by the print press for being mired in August, but this isn't fair. ”

There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss. ”

The Masters, while it has slowly gained equal importance as a major, isn't really the championship of anything. ”

First, I thought Twitter was some kind of hybrid car being developed by Government Motors. Then I thought it was a new bite-size snack combining what's best of the Frito and the Cheeto. Then I found out it was me. On a laptop. At the U.S. Open. Having fun. ”

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. ”

I used to never miss the 'New Yorker' or 'New York.' Now I never bother. ”

I like to be entertained, not smothered with 'literary' riddles. ”

I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others. ”

I'd rather be doing something than not doing something. ”

I actually don't have a single regret, professionally or domestically. I planned it that way. ”