Dan Harmon

Maybe I am just a jerk. ”

I really like performing for people. ”

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you. ”

I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves. ”

My passion for 'Star Trek' is actually rooted in my love of television and the art of franchise and a premise designed to stick people together that have to figure out what to do. ”

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that. ”

I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing. ”

I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ensemble comedy, television comedy, where half the eyeballs on your show are women. ”

Eight o'clock is hard no matter what network you're on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start watching TV. Every other time slot is a time slot that happens after someone's watching something else. ”

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium. ”