Damon Runyon

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you. ”

I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against. ”

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper. ”