Cristela Alonzo

Comedian

United States

1979 - Present

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Looking back, I remember my family laughing a lot. We were never the kind of people that dwelled on hard times. My family laughs when things are tough. Growing up like that, I got used to making jokes about things that were difficult. So when I started doing stand-up, that's what I went towards.
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My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.
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That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.
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My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.
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As a kid, I really wanted to have my own show. But when you grow up in poverty, people tell you nothing is possible. So I kind of gave up on that dream.
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When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.
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We don't have enough Latinos on TV just getting cast in supporting roles; the idea of having your own show named after you seemed like such a long shot.
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To me, a multi-cam is just like the feeling you get from the audience.
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I couldn't afford therapy, so I just watched 'Frasier.' Season 4 was a breakthrough.
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My mom ending up passing away, and I got really depressed and didn't have money for therapy, and so I started doing standup to cope with my mom's death.
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