Craig Kilborn

People who go into show business are screwed up. ”

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. ”

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place. ”

I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population. ”

In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series. ”

I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons. ”