Craig Bruce

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. ”

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. ”

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. ”

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell. ”

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. ”

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve. ”

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. ”

Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade. ”

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. ”

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. ”