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I think life is really good. ”
There's no doubt that motherhood is the best thing in my life. It's all that really matters. ”
When I was a kid I didn't feel like I fit in because - this is really silly and I probably shouldn't say it, but, I didn't think anything was funny. So I used to go home and literally cry to my mom and my step-dad at the time and I didn't think anything was funny. I couldn't laugh. ”
I just am a snob when it comes to humor. ”
It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together. ”
A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways. ”
Well, actually, plucking my eyebrows is more of a hobby than a grooming tip. ”
I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles. ”
If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be. I don't have an eating disorder. ”
I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you. ”