Colin Mochrie

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky. ”

Comedy is such a personal thing. Everybody can cry at the same thing, but it's a lot harder to get everyone to laugh at the same thing. ”

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. ”

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? ”

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. ”

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. ”

Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung? ”

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. ”

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. ”